it's only fair i have to type this warning before you proceed
this website will have 16+ content (not necessarily only suggestive material but my site is really not something children would want to read). nothing against minors but in a perfect world i would have an audience consisting of 100% adults looking at my stuff. but this ain't a perfect world, is it
in addition, there will be some external links indicated as 18+ and will be prefaced with a caution page before going to the actual destination. i am not responsible for anything that happens to your precious eyes
this website was made in firefox, in a 1920x1080 browser!
if you're loading this in mobile what the fuck is wrong with you (sorry but this website is not mobile-friendly)
please have javascript enabled!